Random Jokes!

Here is a good ‘ole load o’ jokes that will make ya’ fall over!

He’s as ridicoulos as a pickpocket in a nudists camp

Knock Knock                                                                                                                                        

Who’s there?

Justin

Justin who?

Justin time!

Did you hear ’bout that guy called nosmo king?

did you also hear about that dane called max headro-om?

there was an englishman, scotsman and a chinese, right? they were having a race around the world with their dogs, but winner was the dog that pooed last. so they went, after a lap, the english dog pooed, what a pity, it felt like losing to croatia again, then after three laps, the scottish dog pooed, and the scots felt like they failed to qualify for euro 2008 again, and that left the world cup winning chinese left, and in his winning speech, he sung:

me not stupid, me not dumb, me put corkie up dogs bum!

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